Nathan Young quotes from Misfits

Nathan

A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers, and not one of us thinks of using them to commit crime? Shame on us!

Nathan

We're already criminals. I'm talking about becoming successful criminals. You know, the ones who make money, and don't get caught, and have girlfriends with enormous breast implants.

Nathan

You don't want to me mess with me, man. I do that cage fightin' shit. I've killed a Chinese man with my bare hands! Oh, yeah. Who's scared now, huh?

Nathan

It's a fancy-dress party. It's dark. You'll all be wearing masks. It's the perfect opportunity to commit murder. And incest!

Nathan

[At the costume dance party] Does anyone else feel like a total cunt?

Nathan

Why's a gorilla wearing a gorilla costume?

Nathan

[To Simon] I'll tell you something, though. It's all cleared up. You know... down there. As clean as a new pin. [Hears knock on door, gets up] If you're still in hiding, you should probably do your invisible thing.

Nathan

[Looks behind him] So that boys and girls is how you shoot yourself in the head. I don't recommend you try this at home.

Nathan

Y'know, apart from all the killing and the dying and stuff, this community service really wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

Nathan

Well maybe I'm a multimillionaire who just chooses to live in a community centre.

Tony

This is it. It's your chance to do something positive. Give something back. You can help people, you can really make a difference to people's lives. That's what community service is all about. There are people out there who think you're scum. You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.

Nathan

Yeah, but what if they're right? [Looks at Gary] No offence. [Pointing at Gary] But I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.

You're looking to get stabbed?

Nathan

You see my point there?

Alisha

What? I thought you had finished!

Tony

You see my lips still moving, this means I'm still talking!

Nathan

Yeah, but you could have been yawning or... chewing.

Kelly

Ehm, what makes you think you’re better than us?

Nathan

What is that accent?!

Curtis

Is that for real?

Kelly

What are you trying to say something, yeah?

Nathan

It’s a- are you- that’s just a noise! Are we supposed to be able to understand her?!

Kelly

[licks him off] Do you understand that?

Nathan

What about you, weird kid? Don't take this in the wrong way or anything, but you look like a pantie-sniffer.

Simon

I'm not a pantie-sniffer. I'm not a pervert. [Nathan mimes masturbating and makes strange noises, teasing him] I tried to burn someone's house down!

Nathan

Verrr!

Kelly

A girl called me a slag so I just got into a fight.

Nathan

Was this on The Jeremy Kyle Show?

Kelly

No, it was at Argos.