Nathan Young quotes from Misfits

Nathan

So the probation worker is driving around with the stiffs in the boot of her car. Just thought you'd want to know. Anyway, call me!

Nathan

Your girlfriend was here. The other one.

Nathan

There's never a probation worker around when you need one.

Nathan

What if that “virtue bitch” shows up? She is vexing them with some kind of Derren Brown voodoo mind shit. We need to gear up.

Nathan

She's got you thinking this is how you're supposed to be. Well, it's not! We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about - breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class A's. If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else, take that away from me!

Nathan

[Simon appears] Save me, Barry! [Nathan falls off the roof] No...!

Nathan

I've got a power. I bloody knew it! Who's laughing now? ...I'm alive! Help! HELP! You buried me alive you dicks! Help! ...I'm immortal. That's just great. Thank you. Thanks a lot. [Puts in iPod earbuds] Un-fucking-believable. [Plays iPod]

Nathan

The bad news is, the mental girl, she knows the password. “Monkey slut” is blown.

Nathan

[Simon gets hit] BARRY...!

Nathan

Don't worry about me. I'll just die... again.

Nathan

[Simon lifts freezer to show Sally dead] Hmm... So sad.... Oh, hey, man, Cornettos!

Nathan

I'm gonna join the circus. They can throw knives at me - people pay good money to see that shit. And then I'm making serious cash. And where the cash goes, the pussy follows. No offence, ladies.

Nathan

I haven't got a brother. I'm a classic example of an only child.

Nathan

I think I speak for all of us when I say we're lazy and incompetent. We're practically handicapped!

Nathan

Oh, Jesus. He's going to shoot her and he's going to kill her! I told you he was dangerous! All right, everybody, calm down! Just think! Think and keep calm.