Potter (about Col. Wheatley): He's a real stickler for regulations, especially hair length.
I'll pin my hair under my hat, (points to Bigelow) and you better cut those sideburns.
S6Temporary Duty
RDCaptain Roy Dupree
(downing his 'Swamp hooch' in one gulp) Why don't you boys put some whiskey in this punch?
BBJ
You were a fire-eater before you became a doctor.
RDCaptain Roy Dupree
Shoot, back home, my mama'd sprinkle this stuff on her ironing board!
S6Potter's Retirement
Hawkeye (after Charles takes a swig of the liquid in his hair restorer bottle): Charles, you're drinking your hair!
Don't be ridiculous. This is twelve-year-old Scotch. You don't think I'd keep it in the original bottle with you petty larcenists around, do you?
Eugggh!
BBJ
What, what?
I've been drinking from his Scotch bottle!
Potter (after the staff has sung him "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"): Thank you folks, that was really lousy.
Well, what do you expect with very little talent and only five minutes' preparation?
S6Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde
Winchester, the only people up in Korea at this hour are snipers and milkmen!
I got KP coming up. I'll probably fall asleep on the pudding and die of a concussion.
S6Major Topper
Charles (after one-upping Hawkeye and B.J. with a photo of himself having dinner with Audrey Hepburn): When will you two cretins realize that your feeble imaginations cannot keep up with my real life?
BMBoots Miller
Boots Miller on the move here in Korea, where the men are rugged. You can see it in their voices.
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