BJ (about Hawk's chicken leg): Where'd you get that?
The Petrified Forest.
BBJ
...They still open?
S4Smilin' Jack
S4The More I See You
BBJ
Minding my own business is a full-time job. In my spare time, it's my hobby. I can't divide myself emotionally. I couldn't break my word to Peg, and not because God will send me to Hell without an electric fan or because it's not the right thing to do. I simply don't want to.
You've got a lot to learn about messing up your life.
There's been no one since you. Faint copies at best.
S4Deluge
Put out that cigarette, there's a lot of ether in there.
SSergeant
Hey, I'm a sergeant, fella!
And I'm a captain, fella! Which means if we're blown up, I'll fly higher than you! So put it out!
S4The Interview
A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways, ya know? And they all get chummy together. Perfect strangers. The only difference, of course, is in a war it's also raining on the other side of the street, and the people who are chummy over there are trying to kill the people who are over here who are chums.
If I had all the answers, I'd run for God.
When the doctors cut into a patient and it's cold, the way it is now...steam rises from the body...and the doctor will---will warm his hands over the open wound. (takes a deep breath) How could anyone look on that and not feel changed?
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