Pratt quotes from M*A*S*H

[referring to Flagg] Another time, he crashed his Jeep into a wall and set himself on fire.

Hawkeye

Is this guy available for kids' parties?

Radar

Sir Captain Stone to see you.

My name isn't Stone, it's Martinez, but you can call me Pratt.

Henry

Oh Boy..but .Stone is definitely out.

Major Burns doctor Surgeon

Hawkeye

Staff paranoid

The Corps of engineers is thinking of making Mash amphibious

Frank

IVe HAD ThAT IDeA FOr A LONG tIme...put everything on Pontoons and head for the High seas

Hawkeye

We CAN CALL ourselves THE titANIC

Frank

Arrest me?? What for, for heaven's sake!

You're a communist!

He's a facist!

Frank

I'm not either! I'm nothing!

We'll vouch for that.

Well, you are, doctor, I am afraid, what George Orwell referred to in 1984 as an "un-person." [chuckles]

Hawkeye

An "un-person"? Now I'm an un-person. Do you know that right now back in Maine my father, not realizing I'm undead, is at this moment mourning his "un-son."

Well, I don't know any other way out of it.

Hawkeye

Oh, you don't, huh? He just rattles around in that empty house, gives my things away to the Salvation Army and ages a couple of years for every day he thinks I've shaken off this khaki coil!