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M*A*S*H · Season 2

“A Smattering of Intelligence” quotes from M*A*S*H

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“A Smattering of Intelligence” · Season 2

In this episode: Pratt (4), Hawkeye Pierce (2), Frank Marion Burns (2), Trapper John McIntyre (2), Henry Blake (2), Sam Flagg (2), Radar O'Reilly (1)

[referring to Flagg] Another time, he crashed his Jeep into a wall and set himself on fire.

Is this guy available for kids' parties?

Sir Captain Stone to see you.

My name isn't Stone, it's Martinez, but you can call me Pratt.

Oh Boy..but .Stone is definitely out.

Major Burns doctor Surgeon

Staff paranoid

The Corps of engineers is thinking of making Mash amphibious

IVe HAD ThAT IDeA FOr A LONG tIme...put everything on Pontoons and head for the High seas

We CAN CALL ourselves THE titANIC

[Both Pratt and Flagg are planning to arrest Frank]

Arrest me?? What for, for heaven's sake!

You're a communist!

He's a facist!

I'm not either! I'm nothing!

We'll vouch for that.

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