It all depends on HQ.
HQ.
Why did you say HQ? Whoever told you about HQ?
Well, you told me, Colonel Flagg.
Who's Colonel Flagg?
“A Smattering of Intelligence” · Season 2
In this episode: Pratt (4), Hawkeye Pierce (2), Frank Marion Burns (2), Trapper John McIntyre (2), Henry Blake (2), Sam Flagg (2), Radar O'Reilly (1)
It all depends on HQ.
HQ.
Why did you say HQ? Whoever told you about HQ?
Well, you told me, Colonel Flagg.
Who's Colonel Flagg?
[referring to Flagg] Another time, he crashed his Jeep into a wall and set himself on fire.
Is this guy available for kids' parties?
Sir Captain Stone to see you.
My name isn't Stone, it's Martinez, but you can call me Pratt.
Oh Boy..but .Stone is definitely out.
Major Burns doctor Surgeon
Staff paranoid
The Corps of engineers is thinking of making Mash amphibious
IVe HAD ThAT IDeA FOr A LONG tIme...put everything on Pontoons and head for the High seas
We CAN CALL ourselves THE titANIC
[Both Pratt and Flagg are planning to arrest Frank]
Arrest me?? What for, for heaven's sake!
You're a communist!
He's a facist!
I'm not either! I'm nothing!
We'll vouch for that.
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