Major Burns doctor Surgeon
Staff paranoid
The Corps of engineers is thinking of making Mash amphibious
IVe HAD ThAT IDeA FOr A LONG tIme...put everything on Pontoons and head for the High seas
We CAN CALL ourselves THE titANIC
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