Steve Rhoades quotes from Married... with Children

Steve

Hi, Al! (notices the kids): Oh, hi, neighborhood tykes!

Hey, it's the guy who gives us potatoes on Halloween.

Steve

And none of you could tell me that she was married.

Peg

We don't like to use the "M word" in front of the children.

Steve

He's your husband?! Were you soo depressed that you married this? Whoa, the desperation.

Jefferson

This is the mighty Steve?! The one you used to throw in my face. The one who wasn't much too look at but at least he had a job.

Steve

[offended] Oh you gigolos make me sick. You thik just because a man divorces his wife, you can move right in and marry her. Well, I'm back! So you can pack up your hair and profile and find some another heartbroken, discarded middle-aged woman to marry. And leave us decent folk to our happy home.

Jefferson

Pardon me, Yogi. You're not wanted here anymore. Marcy's got a real man now.

Open up, it's the FBI.

Steve

That could be for me, since stealing this egg is a federal offense. And if you get any ideas, so is harboring me. If you need me, I'll be in the basement.