Buck quotes from Married... with Children

If I had a gun and a thumb, you'd be dead.

Al

Still mad at me 'cause I got you neutered?

What, do ya want me to dance for joy? Bring you a pipe and slippers? Roll over so you can rub my belly and see my shame?

Al

You know, I thought you were supposed to be more affectionate.

Yeah, right. Why don't you poke my eyes out? Maybe that'd do it?

Al

Oh, how I hate Halloween. Ask me how much I hate Halloween. More than that. Oh, how they make us employees wear costumes like some woman is going to say "Gee I wasn't planning to buy any shoes today, but since I seen you in a dinosaur costume, I will." Oh, the ride home from work wouldn't been so bad if the kids actually got gas instead of painting the needle full. Then again, I don't mind pushing the Dodge through gang turf because I'm a mighty stegosaurus. By the way, did I mention how much I hate Halloween?!

'(mentally) Go away.