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Dr. Kessler quotes from Married... with Children

Played by JD Cullum · 3 quotes

Dr. Kessler

Played by JD Cullum

Married... with Children · 613 quotes

In 3 of the 613 quotes from Married... with Children
Most scenes with: Bud Bundy (2)

Scenes with Dr. Kessler 3

Bud

You're talking to a guy who's had it more times then there are stars in the sky.

Dr. Kessler

There are more than four stars in the sky, Mr Bundy.

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Kelly

Do you really think that science can replace this! [Takes off coat to reveal a tight skirt]

Dr. Kessler

But I've got a patient, [Kelly pouts] Who is now on auto.

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Dr. Kessler

What do you make of this?

JJanitor

I'm going to need a bigger mop.

Bud

[In machine on other side of glass] Honk, Honk!

JJanitor

A nuch bigger mop!

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