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Married... with Children · Season 6, Episode 17

Steve and Jefferson in “The Egg And I”

[Marcy has just broken up Steve and Jefferson's fight]

Steve

He's your husband?! Were you soo depressed that you married this? Whoa, the desperation.

Jefferson

This is the mighty Steve?! The one you used to throw in my face. The one who wasn't much too look at but at least he had a job.

Steve

[offended] Oh you gigolos make me sick. You thik just because a man divorces his wife, you can move right in and marry her. Well, I'm back! So you can pack up your hair and profile and find some another heartbroken, discarded middle-aged woman to marry. And leave us decent folk to our happy home.

Jefferson

Pardon me, Yogi. You're not wanted here anymore. Marcy's got a real man now.

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