Hey Steve, too bad Alfalfa is dead or else he could play you in the movie of your life.
“The Egg And I” · Season 6, Episode 17
In this episode: Steve Rhoades (3), Al Bundy (2), Peg (2), Jefferson D'Arcy (1)
And none of you could tell me that she was married.
We don't like to use the "M word" in front of the children.
Let me tell you something, I served my country. I played high school football. Four touchdowns in one game, yet I'm not exempt of state and federal taxes. Is this how you treat us heroes? No, you flash that badge to some registered voter. We're Bundys, we hate cops!
[Marcy has just broken up Steve and Jefferson's fight]
He's your husband?! Were you soo depressed that you married this? Whoa, the desperation.
This is the mighty Steve?! The one you used to throw in my face. The one who wasn't much too look at but at least he had a job.
[offended] Oh you gigolos make me sick. You thik just because a man divorces his wife, you can move right in and marry her. Well, I'm back! So you can pack up your hair and profile and find some another heartbroken, discarded middle-aged woman to marry. And leave us decent folk to our happy home.
Pardon me, Yogi. You're not wanted here anymore. Marcy's got a real man now.
We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us!
FFBI Agent
Open up, it's the FBI.
That could be for me, since stealing this egg is a federal offense. And if you get any ideas, so is harboring me. If you need me, I'll be in the basement.
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