Kitty quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

Kitty

Those of you who are finished with your temper painting can bring it up here and start on your charcoal still life. You may take two pieces of fruit with you, but please be care with them, I bought them with my own money. My own money.

Kitty

Stevie, what the hell do you think you're doing?! You are in so much trouble! This behavior is totally unacceptable! We are at a restaurant. What is wrong with you? (Stevie is about to speak) Don't you take that tone with me! You just wait till we get home!

Reese

He bruised the bone.

Lois

Oh, like you didn't deserve it. (to Kitty) Good for you! I knew you had it in you.

Kitty

Shut your trap!

Excuse me, don't you mind please keeping it down?

Kitty

Would you mind going to hell?! And I absolutely did order tea! How hard is it to remember a stupid drink order, you idiot?!

Kitty

(to Abe) And you, Mr. Ho Hos in his sock drawer! Who do you think you're kidding?

Lois

Honey, you have to pace yourself.

Kitty

(to Abe) And another thing, Don Juan. There are two people in that bed!

Kitty

Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!...

Lois

Kitty, you have to leave a little room between your Stevies or you won't be able to hear him yell back.

Kitty

I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous. I don't have as much experience with my child being in mortal danger.

Lois

Okay, just calm down. You have to focus on something positive like we're how going to punish them.

Kitty

How can I focus on anything when Stevie's out there being lost and scared?

Lois

I understand how you're feeling, Kitty. I'm concerned. We're all concerned.

Hal

Abe, this van is a palace. How much was it?

Abe

Not as much as you think. When I bought the DVD player and the flat screen monitor in the GPS system for free.

Kitty

Stevie!...Stevie!... Stevie...