[After Stevie punches Reese]
Stevie, what the hell do you think you're doing?! You are in so much trouble! This behavior is totally unacceptable! We are at a restaurant. What is wrong with you? (Stevie is about to speak) Don't you take that tone with me! You just wait till we get home!
He bruised the bone.
Oh, like you didn't deserve it. (to Kitty) Good for you! I knew you had it in you.
Shut your trap!
Excuse me, don't you mind please keeping it down?
Would you mind going to hell?! And I absolutely did order tea! How hard is it to remember a stupid drink order, you idiot?!
Abe [drunk]: Kitty, there's going to be some changes...
(to Abe) And you, Mr. Ho Hos in his sock drawer! Who do you think you're kidding?
Honey, you have to pace yourself.
(to Abe) And another thing, Don Juan. There are two people in that bed!
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