[Reese is arguing with the driver of an ice cream truck who refuses to sell ice cream in the middle of traffic]
This is just wrong! You can make money and please children! This is a senseless act! You are evil! Pure evil!
ICIce cream truck driver
Heh! If you kids are not willing to discuss this sensibly...
[The driver shuts himself in the truck]
Look, there's nothing you can do!
Yes, there is! I can... I can...
[Screaming, Reese runs forward and head-butts the side of the truck, then staggers back in pain]
JJessica
And the Nobel Prize goes to...
Hey, you're talking about my brother! Good one.
[The children is arguing with Clyde of an ice cream truck who refuses to sell ice cream in the middle of traffic]
CIClyde the Ice Cream Man
GO AWAY! There is no ice cream in the truck!
EErin
He's lying! There's tons of ice cream in there!
CIClyde the Ice Cream Man
The ice cream in the truck is NOT for sale! It is against the law for me to sell ice cream in the middle of traffic!
This is just wrong! You can make money and please children! This is a senseless act! You are evil! PURE EVIL!
CIClyde the Ice Cream Man
Well... If you kids are not willing to discuss this sensibly.
[The driver goes back into the ice cream truck and shuts the door]
Look, there's nothing you can do!
Yes, there is! I can... I can...
[Screaming, Reese runs forward and head-butts the side of the truck, then staggers back in pain]
JJessica
And the Nobel Prize goes to...
Hey, you're talking about my brother! Good one.
JJessica
I'm Jessica, gray Volvo.
JJessica
[as she walks in] So the stupid cops let my dad off with another warning! We've lived in this neighborhood for three weeks now and they still haven't carted him off yet!
No! Jessica, you don't get to keep barging in here like you own the place! Go back outside and knock...and then go away!
JJessica
[pauses, then continues as if nothing has happened] Seriously, what do you have to do to get popped for drunk and disorderly around here? He was out on the curb in his underpants, rolling burning trash cans into the street!
[aside to the camera] The sad thing is, we're still the worst family on this block!
JJessica
Listen, Monday, I need you to get your mom out of the house for a couple of hours after school. Take her to a chick flick or something. You should enjoy that.
JJessica
My boyfriend's coming over and I'd like to have the house to ourselves, if you know what I mean.
JJessica
Oh, good, you do know what I mean. I wasn't sure with that whole "chasm of loneliness" crap.
You can't hook up in my house! I've never hooked up in my house!
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