Listen, Monday, I need you to get your mom out of the house for a couple of hours after school. Take her to a chick flick or something. You should enjoy that.
What for?
My boyfriend's coming over and I'd like to have the house to ourselves, if you know what I mean.
What?!
Oh, good, you do know what I mean. I wasn't sure with that whole "chasm of loneliness" crap.
You can't hook up in my house! I've never hooked up in my house!
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