[as she walks in] So the stupid cops let my dad off with another warning! We've lived in this neighborhood for three weeks now and they still haven't carted him off yet!
No! Jessica, you don't get to keep barging in here like you own the place! Go back outside and knock...and then go away!
[pauses, then continues as if nothing has happened] Seriously, what do you have to do to get popped for drunk and disorderly around here? He was out on the curb in his underpants, rolling burning trash cans into the street!
[aside to the camera] The sad thing is, we're still the worst family on this block!
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