[after traveling ten years further into the future, Lilo finds herself as an adult; she finds the buggy overflowing with tickets]
OOfficer
Hey. Is this your car?
OOfficer
Well, I feel sorry for whoever owns it. It's breaking about a million laws in the Hämsterviel-ville city code.
ALAdult Lilo
Hämsterviel-ville? But this is Kokaua Town.
OOfficer
Miss, this place hasn't been Kokaua Town for at least five years.
[Lilo looks around to see the entire town taken over by Hämsterviel]
ALAdult Lilo
Stitch, I think we skipped too much.
[with the help of Clink, Stitch and Skip are captured by the police and sent to Gantu]
6625
Hey, Gantu! We got a collected call coming in from Hamsterwheel.
6625
If you want, I should accept the charges?
[After returning to their normal place in time, Lilo and Stitch happily runs up to Nani and hugs her]
You're acting as though you haven't seen me in years!
Listen, maybe I was a little too strict last night. You're growing up whether I like it or not.
Forget about it. I think I'm perfectly happy being your baby sister for now.
[tickles Lilo] Who are you and what have you done with Lilo?
Don't worry. You'll understand when you're older.
I just hope I understand you when I'm older.
CComputer
Experiment 029 activated. Primary function: king maker. Gives its wearer power of command over all living creatures.
[Lilo and Stitch bring Experiment 029 home from allowing Gantu to capture him]
Let's see what we can figure out what you do so we can find your one true place. [searches him up on Jumba's computer] Here he is. "Experiment 029. Gives its wearer the power of command over all living creatures." I wonder what your one true place is.
LILO!!!!!!!! [enters the rooftop dome with yellow hair] Did you put lemonade in the shampoo bottle?!
Yep, it's cleansing and refreshing.
[Lilo and Stitch discover Checkers, who gives whoever dons him great power; as soon as Nani sees Lilo donning checkers, she treats her like a queen]
Okay, things are gonna be a little different around here. We're going to try some of my ideas for building a new ohana.
Here's my first decree: whereas Stitch doesn't like to eat broccoli.
He therefore doesn't finish his vegetables at dinner, and so you ground him. I therefore decree that coconut cake be served as a vegetable course with every meal, 'cause then Stitch will eat it.
COCONUT CAKE!!! WOO-HOO!!!
And what about you my loyal subject?
Oh, it's the "other experiments aren't affected" thing. Oh, well, this is still one cool cousin!
[after Lilo brainwashed nearly everyone in Kauai, Mertle and the hula girls arrest every "troublemaker", anyone who gets her request wrong, and sends them to the dungeon]
My Aunt Pleakley's in the dungeon?!
She was roasting a turkey. Her Majesty clearly decreed that Tuesday is Thanksgiving and today is not Tuesday!
What?! Who else is in the dungeon?! [Mertle hands Lilo a list of people that were sent to the dungeon] Oh, no! I never meant for this to happen!
But your word is law, Highness.
Well, maybe it shouldn't be.
I just wanted to make everyone's lives better, but maybe I went a little overboard. Is that what you were trying to tell me, Stitch?
[sighs] Moses is right: listening to other people's ideas isn't my strong suit. I'm done being queen now, Checkers. You can come down. [Checkers crawls down from Lilo's head] Now we can find your one true place.
[snatches Checkers and puts him on his head] His one true place is with me! [nothing happens] Uh, is this thing on?
[under the influence of Checkers] What is your wish, Your Majesty?
Finally, after all this time, I, KING!!!
[While Moses practices his hula dance, Mertle blows a trumpet loudly and gives it to Lilo, and she and her friends all point to her, making her take the blame]
Way to ruin the hula kahiko, Lilo!
[to the drummers] Sorry. Lilo is a bit of a free spirit.
Yeah, she's a big problem. [she and the other hula girls laugh]
As long as we're stopped, I have an announcement: Kimo, Kiko and I going to perform in Honolulu.
It means I'm going to be gone for a week, so my friend Mr. Kaponi will teach the next couple of classes, okay? So, please, everyone, behave.
[after Lilo takes the consequences for the paper airplanes Mertle threw at Mr. Kaponi]
Look, girls. It's teacher's favorite!
[the hula girls laugh]
I'm trying to be nice! He's Moses's friend.
In case you haven't noticed, he's also a big meanie!
You're the meanie! You keep telling him I did stuff!
And that's because you won't help me! Why don't you pull some pranks on him?!
Don't you wanna get back at him? If anyone made me do a hundred sunsets, you can bet I get revenge!
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
[Lilo and Stitch find 133, which Lilo calls PJ, and brings him home]
[looks at PJ's fake dollar bill] These practical jokes sound fascinating. Is it a traditional Earth activity?
Yep. People do it for laughs, and revenge.
Let me try one. [drops the fake dollar and tries to grab it in midair; laughs] Now that is funny! [Lilo, Stitch, and PJ stare at Pleakley unamused] Why aren't you laughing? [PJ sucks the dollar up his nose] Hey, where'd it go?!
[Lilo and Stitch laugh]
One-eyed noodle friend obviously knows nothing about practical jokestering. Must be funny, yes, but also is requiring touch of evil genius. Eh, for example, my Experiment 133. Is practical joke gone mad! Unholy offspring of science and evil! Stay away! [laughs]
[after PJ uses big pranks on Mr. Kaponi]
Discipline for disturbing hula class?! I'm very proud.
But I didn't even do it! It was PJ! Mertle says I shouldn't let Mr. Kaponi get away with it. Teach him a lesson! I think maybe she's right.
I see your mind is under much evil influence.
But she's right! It's like Mr. Kaponi's out to get me!
[a squeak is heard]
Fear no more! Presenting the crown prince of practical jokes... [runs in dressed as a jester] Pleakley the Prankster!
Eh, apologies, but like ridiculous outfit, joke is on you. Again, I'm saying, practical joker needs heart of evil, not hat of jangly little bells!
Drowsy, I really appreciate you coming to help Stitch. He's been having such trouble sleeping lately. Stitch, someone's here to see you.
[Stitch looks down and Drowsy steps out from behind Lilo as she covers her ears]
[Stitch yawns and falls off the bed, hitting his head and falls into a deep sleep]
Thanks, Drowsy. OK, PJ, what we need is a prank that's really funny. Something bigger than glue but not as big as… Boom! Wee-ooh! Woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh! OK? [notices PJ's not behind her] Hello? [PJ slides down the stair rail, holding a blueprint and hops into the kitchen] Wow! Look at all this! I don't know, PJ. This is pretty bad… But I suppose he does deserve it, huh? 'Cause he hates me, right? I mean, Stitch won't like it, but he's sound asleep.
[Gantu and 625 are watching a competition on TV]
Do you think Jenny will make it to the final two?
6625
Who cares? This show is lame! Everyone's such a sap!
What about Jack? He's just pretending to be a sap to increase his chance of winning!
6625
Oh... is that why you act like a sap? 'Cause it's not working. You're still a loser.
CComputer
Warning, Experiment 277 activated. [Gantu groans in frustration] Primary function: mine and enrich Snootonium.
Snootonium? There's no Snootonium on Earth. This experiment is useless. [Hämsterviel's contact interrupts the show] Hey, the TV!
TV, schmeevee! Get up off your enormously useless behind and go capture that experiment or I will cancel all your useless entertainment service!
[sighs] Yes, sir. I suppose I'll miss the big season finale.
6625
Want me to record for ya?
6625
Hey, what are friends for? Trust me.
[Victoria is afraid of Experiment 277, believing it's a vampire; Gantu appear]
No wonder the vampire exterminator didn't work on him. He's an experiment.
Give me the abomination right now!
Take it, please! I'd knew you'd fix the problem.
Victoria, you don't understand.
Come to Papa. [reaches to grab Snooty until Stitch bites his finger]
What's Stitch doing? That big guy's gonna take the vampire for us.
That little guy isn't a vampire. He's an illegal genetic experiment from another planet, like Stitch.
Yeah, sorry. I should have told you.
[Gantu to his ship returns after failing to catch Snooty]
6625
Catch anything? No, of course you didn't.
Please, not now, I sustained an injury.
6625
Know how I know you didn't catch anything? BECAUSE BIG H CUT THE CABLE!! THAT'S HOW!!!
He cut the cable? But what about--
6625
Your show? Sorry, didn't get it.
But-but what happened to Jack and Jenny? What will we do without television?!
6625
Well, Hämsterviel did let us keep one channel. [turns on the TV]
AAnnouncer
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