[Lilo arrives at the Halloween party dressed up as a dead hula girl with scary makeup and a fake axe on her head, frightening all the other guests]
Isn't it cool? Watch this! [twangs her axe handle]
Yes, but… Well, maybe you should change it to something more like... like what your friends are wearing. [gestures to Mertle and the girls; who are all dressed up like princesses]
Princess, princess, princess, or princess?
At least we're not a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, or weirdo!
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Okay. I'll be a princess, too.
Good idea. [as Lilo leaves] You go home, change, and then come back.
Or go home, change, and don't come back!
[Moses sighs]
[Jumba is dressed up as Julius Caesar]
I am absolutely refusing to be wearing this! It's too itchy! [he scratches so rigorously that his belly soon comes through] And that is least of problems!
[Dressed as Cleopatra] But you have to wear it! The Queen of the Nile demands it! Besides, I am not missing out on trick-or-treating on my first night of Heelowatty!
It's pronounced "Halloween". I need a new costume: a princess. Can you make it quick?
Can I? Well, let me tell you I have the fastest fingers in my primitive Earth custom: fleeced and pinking shears class.
[Stitch has been scared stiff after Experiment 300 turned into his worst fear: water; Lilo appears and the water drains into the ventilation shaft]
Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes!
You're not scared, are you?
Elena said something about hissing green eyes, too.
[Stitch shudders in fright]
[Jumba and Pleakley are dressed as the main characters of Gone with the Wind]
I do declare, we look simply marvelous! Don't we look marvelous? I think we do!
Frankly, my dear, I am not giving darn. I hate this costume!
Fine, I'll just start over then! A whole new concept! I'm thinking... sequins, satin, Spain! I got it! Matador! Ole!
[Experiment 300 shows up at the Pelekai house, as Nani's worst fear: Cobra Bubbles, wanting to take Lilo away from her]
You can't take her away from me! She needs me! I thought we worked this out.
[as Lilo and Stitch return home] I'm… s-s-s-s-sorry.
[Lilo sees "Cobra", throws her fake axe at him, knocking off his sunglasses, with green eyes, then charges at him and grabs him by the ankle]
[hearing the crashing sound] What is that?
Lilo, no! Have you gone lolo?! Lilo! [screams in horror as "Cobra" morphs back into Experiment 300] Who… what is that?!
Experiment 300! But I'm calling him, Spooky!
[Spooky turns into Pleakley's worst fear: his mother]
PSPleakley's Mother
Pleakley, is that you?! [stepping out of the shadows] How come you never call?!
[Spooky, as Pleakley's mother, scolds Pleakley as he sobs]
PSPleakley's Mother
I give you the best years of my life, and this is the thanks I get?!
Oh, no! Is Pleakley's worst fear. [Spooky then turns into his worst fear: his ex-wife] Ahhh! Is my worst fear: ex-wife!
JSJumba's Ex-Wife
When are you getting a real job?! Is like you never help around house!
[Lilo, Stitch and Spooky are giving treats to trick-or-treaters]
Lilo, what's going on here?
[One kid gets ready for candy and Spooky turns into his worst fear: a giant python]
KKid
Ah-ha-ha! I hate snakes!
Taka! [gives the kid a handful of candy]
KKid
Man, this is the coolest house in the whole neighborhood!
[to Spooky] Yeah, I'll know you around Haunted House, where you will fit in just fine.
[Stitch has captured and reformed 515 (a.k.a. Deforestator) in less than 2 minutes, making him and Lilo overly proud of himself]
Give it up for the greatest, the bestest, the baddest, the King of Kokaua Town: Stitch! [takes a picture of a sunglasses-clad Stitch]
Finally! I was getting worried!
You should never worry. Not when I have Stitch with me to kick butt!
Lilo! Such language was outlawed by the Balorian Universal Talking Treaty and your big sister, who had to work late. Now, will you assist me setting out the Thanksgiving dinner?
It is once a month, right?
Yep. Once a month. Help set the table, Stitch?
[Stitch pushes an easy chair to the table]
Okay. You did earn your keep pretty good today.
[Jumba enraged at how Stitch has acted bossy during dinner, creates a new experiment and activates it in front of Pleakley]
Allow me to be introducing Experiment 627!
Has all strengths of 626, none of weaknesses. Does not sink in water, available in tasteful Earth-tone colors, and absolutely, positively, cannot be turned to good.
Why would you make such an awful, snarling, clawing, growling little monster who can only say...
Ah, 626 needed a reality check. Besides, have plans lying around. You know, evil genius, use it or lose it.
This is completely against galactic regulations, and all good said, I'm going to--
[grabs Pleakley] I have other old plans. Like maybe for experiment with giant finger for poking someone's giant eye!
Well, maybe the others don't need to know just yet. As long as it doesn't do anything...
[625 comes across 627 and brings him to Gantu]
6625
So just as I was talking about what a doorknob you are, this experiment fell into my lap. Sure was easy to catch him! Anyway, I just he'd be a good sidekick for you to chase experiments with, then both you knuckleheads can get creamed by the little girl and 626. Meanwhile, I can stay home and do what I do best.
[625 lays down on the couch until 627 blasts him with a laser beam]
You've got something I need: power! This could be the start of a beautiful relationship. [chuckles evilly]
[Stitch has been defeated by 627]
It was incredible! Like nothing we've seen! It was even tougher than Stitch!
So, 626 thinks severe pounding was one-time-only fluke, eh? [chuckles]
Well, I don't. And which over experiment it is, we got to figure out how beat it.
I see you're searching Jumba's database of old experiments. I wonder if he has a file of more recent experiments, made as recently as, say, yesterday!
You mean like experiment made to poke people in eyeball?!
[Lilo, Stitch, and Pleakley stare at Jumba suspiciously]
If creature you are looking for is as amazing as you say should be studied for science. [Pleakley points to Jumba while holding a screwdriver] Preserved in museum and... [notices Pleakley] Is one-eyed bigmouth trying to tell you something?
Something about you having a screw loose.
[grabs Pleakley] Ah, my silly friend! He is one with screw loose if he thinks I will let him tell you that I built 627! [stops as he realized what he just said; Lilo and Stitch gasp] Oh, I am very busted now!
627?! You... made... A 627?!?
Ha! Who's afraid of the finger now, big boy?! WHO'S AFRAID NOW?!
I-I-I confess! I confess. But now you see scientific achievement! You know that 627 is even better than 626.
[625 calls Lilo after finding out 627's weakness]
6625
Listen, it's me: Gantu's... ex-sidekick guy.
Sandwich boy?! Why are you calling?
6625
Because I can help you beat Experiment 627.
It's a trick, right? Why would you wanna go against Gantu?
6625
Trust me. [627 kicks him] Ow! I have my reasons! That hurt!
Uh-huh. Really... Okay, you got a deal!
[after Stitch defeated 627 through laughter, he serves the next Thanksgiving dinner]
I'm proud of you, Stitch, for being self-cool and humble.
And I hope Jumba has learned his lesson about making those silly evil genius experiments. We oughta to make him do the dishes!
Yeah! Hey, where is Jumba?
[scene changes to Jumba in his ship, putting 627's pod back in his safe]
So much for Experiment 627. Perhaps I'll have better luck next time.
[places a pod marked 628 in his safe]
[Lilo and Stitch sneak into the attic to find where Nani hid there Christmas presents]
Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition. [Lilo opens a chest to find the presents] She's so predictable. This is where she hid them last year.
[reaches and grabs a present from the chest] Oooh. Present.
No! [takes the present] You can't open it! You never a open presents before Christmas! That's the rule. But... you can shake them to figure out what they are. [shakes the present] Maybe it's the shrunken head I keep asking for. I tried making my own, but Mertle wouldn't hold still.
[grabs the whole stack of presents] Abataka!
No! You can't have all those!
Christmas isn't just about getting presents! [Stitch puts the presents back] It's okay to like the presents. Just don't act like you like them. That's what I do.
[they suddenly hear Jumba and Pleakley singing Jingle Bells off-key]
Sounds like something's attacking Jumba and Pleakley.
[she suddenly notices Stitch hiding a present in his mouth; Lilo glares at him, and he spits it out and puts it back in the chest]
