King of the Hill · Season 9
Score? Someone scored?
Heck yeah. Aunt Peggy did.
Aunt Peggy?
Yeah, she knocked out their blocker so Luanne could scoot past their jammer.
I'm so confused...
See, your blockers stop the other teams' jammers. The pivot can block, jam, or counter-jam. Only the pivot or jammer can score.
But how do they score?
No one really knows.
What the hell is pony season?
See you in the history books, people!
We're square dancing in P.E. today! I'm do-si-do-ing with you, Cherise!
[v.o.] Can you pick me up? I'm at the Mocha Bean!
The Mocha Bean? Right by the starting line?
You were gone all afternoon and you only walked half a mile?
Maybe when it gets to two miles, it flips over.
He's sleeping? Damn it! That does it!
Dang it, Bill, why won't you reason to reason? All right, Dale. Help him.
Wait. Is this a trick?
Nope. Let 'er rip. Just keep it clean.
Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! UNDERWEAR... MONEY... FAT...! [hunches over exhausted]
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