Dang it, Bill, why won't you reason to reason? All right, Dale. Help him.
Wait. Is this a trick?
Nope. Let 'er rip. Just keep it clean.
Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! UNDERWEAR... MONEY... FAT...! [hunches over exhausted]
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