[when Bobby gets caught spray painting the fence with graffiti]
Q-bag!
Painterer!
You! Inside! Now! [cues to inside the house] Dang it, Bobby! Your mother and I took our wedding photos in front of that fence!
Man, I'm just keepin' it real, dawg.
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