Are you taking me to the vet?
S2 E6Husky Bobby
Hey I'm dressed like a football coach! You call that a block?!
Dad, a man took pictures of me!
(finding Luanne in bed with Buckley) I'm in a crisis situation here, I gotta go find Bobby. You two take turns kicking each other's asses.
S2 E7The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteberg
You wanna tell Cane Skretteburg to knock it off during a rematch today noon? I hope we would agree we had to discuss the horrors we saw on the killing fields of the Family Fun Center.
CSCane Skretteberg
I don't care how many guys you held in the men's room, you still can't beat us!
Hey his scoop's bigger.
PPops
And there's doodies in there, right!?
S2 E8The Son That Got Away
(Shouting to Bobby angrily stumbling around on the roof) It's a roof! Not American Bandstand!
When I need to correct Joseph, I tell him he's adopted.
S2 E9The Company Man
[sees Kahn testing out his new car, alarming him with these honks] Would you stop that? That horn is for highway emergency use only!
S2 E10Bobby Slam
Did a woman ruin the Supreme Court?
Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
(about an athletic cup) This cup has holes in it. How am I supposed to drink out of this?
No, Bobby. You don't...
Gotcha!
Oh, heh-heh...
DBDoug the basketball coach
Bounce a ball in hockey?! Well that's a mandatory drug test right there!
WCWrestling Coach
Shouldn't you be teaching the girls about their monthlies?
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