TV show quotes
Dad I need new jeans. $100 ought to cover it.
What is wrong with the trousers you have? Did you make cut-offs again?
No Dad, I am trying to fit in at school. This is what the in-crowd wears.
Bobby shows Hank a catalog where the models are wearing ripped jeans
No way I am spending $100 for some asinine jeans that look like someone is too lazy to break them in.
So that is it? I do not have a say in what I get to wear.
Not when I am paying for it.
I wouldn't do that. if I were you, I would get out of here right now.
Or... Or what? You'll tell my mom? (boys laughs)
No, I'll kick your ass up one side of the street and down the other.
Dale, get those filthy things off our cooler!
Green dust? Dusty old bones full of green dust?
No whammies! No whammies! No whammies!
[groans] Game show network.
[seeing the snake is inside the toilet] Welp, it's in the toilet. Too late!
No, it's not!
(angers at Dusty) Dang it, Dusty, I'm gonna take that gold record and shove your face through the little hole!
(to Dale) Dale, move aside, unless you want me to kick your ass.
(wrapped around in guitar spinning by a ZZ Top guy) Do It Again, Do it again!
Stop spinning my son!
God told me to come here tonight.
Eh, what is this?
Song of Solomon.
Isn't that a little PG-13 for church?
TASTE THE MEAT, AND THE HEAT!
Oh god I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where's the button to turn myself in?!
GORILLA IN THE HOUSE!
ALRIGHT, TEA PARTY'S OVER!
Your bulk is so fierce, almost as swole as mine!
Damn, it's too bad that nobody is here to see this sweet rip.
Wrap him up, college boy!
Bobby, do you want to end up like George Clooney?
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