Bill Dauterive quotes from King of the Hill

Bill

Does this suit smell like embalming fluid to you?

Bill

I feel the fun slowing down.

Bill Dauterive

Peppermint schnopps make me sloppy.

Bill Dauterive

(Bill's card has been denied) I've got other cards, do you take Blockbuster?

Bill

If everybody fried their food, there would be no war.

Bill

God told me to come here tonight.

Bill

Somehow I always knew it would come to this.

Bill

What a nice lady. We used to talk about puppies and serial killers through the fence.

Bill

Hank's going to become a tugboat captain.

Bill

Hank! That crazy Canuck is mowing your yard!

Bill Dauterive

[first lines] Yep.

Dale Gribble

[first lines] Yep.

Hank Hill

[first lines] Yep.

[first lines] Mmm-Hmm.

Bill Dauterive

You know what it could be… That damn started motor. You’re getting good compression?

Hank Hill

Yeah!

Dale Gribble

I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford. You know what they say Ford stands for, don't ya? It stands for 'Fix it again, Tony'.

Hank Hill

You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale Gribble

"Fix... it... again..."

Dale Gribble

I'm gonna help get him this alternator off. (Dale cuts a wire).

Bill

Ah, Dale, I think ya released the brake cable! Dale?

Dale

No, I didn't. (The truck crashes into the garage door). I guess I'd better get goin', ah, I got some edging to do. (Dale grabs his cap out of the engine and he, along with Bill and Boomhauer, run back to their homes).

Bill

[about the long honking sound] Sounds like your horn's going off!

Hank

You really think so, Bill?

Bill

Oh Yeah!

Dale

Dang it, Hank! You know I can't have loud, sudden noises while I'm meditating! I was a nose hair away from attaining inner peace!

Hank

Santa Claus is for babies!

Bill

[sad] You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!

Bill Dauterive

He looks like an angel. A dead angel.

Boomhauer

(crying) Why, man, dang ol' why, why?!

Dale Gribble

It should have been Bill!

Peggy Hill

Oh, Hank. We never got a chance to talk about your problem. And now... we never will.

Remember, early detection is the key. Now pass in your algebra homework.

Goodbye, boy. See you in HELL!