King of the Hill · Season 1, Episode 6
“Hank's Unmentionable Problem” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Dale Gribble (1), Peggy Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1), Cotton Hill (1), Boomhauer (1), Nancy Gribble (1)
He looks like an angel. A dead angel.
(crying) Why, man, dang ol' why, why?!
It should have been Bill!
Oh, Hank. We never got a chance to talk about your problem. And now... we never will.
Remember, early detection is the key. Now pass in your algebra homework.
Goodbye, boy. See you in HELL!
(on TV) The temperature is a pleasant 70 degrees. And on a more personal note, I'd like to wish my friend Hank Hill a quick recovery from his embarrassing consti-
-pation.
(While constipated and watching his dog poo outside) Showoff.
"Don't touch me. I'm on the John."
[last lines, to the audience]
You might have noticed in tonight's episode, there is some brief nudity. Now, as an actor, I only do nudity when I feel the script warrants it. And I thought tonight's episode only warranted seeing the side of my rump. You can believe me when I tell you the Fox executives were pushing for a whole lot more. If any of you were offended by my body, I'm truly sorry. Good night.
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