[awaken from his dream as he hears honking] Willie, no! That's a one-way street!
“Hank's Got the Willies” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (5), Bill Dauterive (2), Dale Gribble (1)
[about the long honking sound] Sounds like your horn's going off!
You really think so, Bill?
Oh Yeah!
Dang it, Hank! You know I can't have loud, sudden noises while I'm meditating! I was a nose hair away from attaining inner peace!
Santa Claus is for babies!
[sad] You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
[Bobby] seems bent on destroying everything I own. Why can't he turn that energy into something useful, like that boy with no legs who ran across Canada?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was the bathroom...Oh, good Lord! [sees a weak nerd which doesn't look like Bobby]
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