This was no act of God; look at those sledgehammer marks! It was the act of rednecks, on a drunken rampage.
“Square-Footed Monster” · Season 13, Episode 3
In this episode: Dale Gribble (1), Bill Dauterive (1), Ted Wassanasong (1)
(After they rebuild neighbor's house) We should do this to Bill's house when he dies.
What a nice lady. We used to talk about puppies and serial killers through the fence.
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