King of the Hill · Season 1, Episode 12
“Plastic White Female” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Peggy Hill (4), Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Bobby Hill (2), Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt (2)
Look, Aunt Peggy, I got my practice head! It's got real hair and everything!
(approaching) Well, Luanne, it's a very nice head-
(interrupting sharply and furiously) DON'T TOUCH IT!! (calmly) Aunt Peggy, I can't let anything happen to it before my final exam.
(Talking to a mannequin head) "You look really special tonight."
We'll move to Berlin. Bobby will be accepted there. I read somewhere that Germans are a very tolerant people. Their culture admires all kinds of freaks.
I know it is not my fault. If anything, this is your fault. You made him go to that camp with no toilet doors.
Don't point your finger at me, woman. You're the one who parks him in front of the TV and makes him watch all them Muppets. They got frogs kissing pigs, what the hell did they think was going to happen?
(Seeing Bobby freeing the practice head in the cabinets) Well that just tears it! I have tried to be patient, but now it's time for a little tough love! (snatches the practice head away from Bobby)
No...wait!
What's going on?
I don't know.
NO, DAD, NO!
Hank? Stop Hank! Please!
Oh no! PLEASE DON'T UNCLE HANK!
(inconsolably screaming) MY TEST! WHAT ABOUT MY TEST?!
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