[As a child] When I grow up, I want to sell propane and propane accessories, if my grades are good enough!
“The Order of the Straight Arrow” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Peggy Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1)
[to Bobby & Joseph inside the tent] Son, Peggy Hill knows half a swear word when she hears one.
I'm so depressed I can't even blink.
We of the Order of the Straight Arrow call upon the spirit Wematanye, protector of the sacred ground that brings us cool water to drink and energy-efficient clean-burning propane gas for all our sacred heating and cooking needs. Wematanye says, respect the earth! She's ours, by God, our taxes pay for Her. Also, it says here you gotta love all Her creatures. Let's see...oh, here we go: Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, you're gonna recommend us to the spirit in the sky, with liberty and justice for all. Wematanye is with you, and with Texas. Amen.
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