Dale Gribble quotes from King of the Hill

John Redcorn

[carrying a tray of red corn] Hello gentlemen. Would you like to try John Redcorn's Red Corn?

Hank

You got yourself some mighty good corn here, John Redcorn.

Dale

Nancy would love this. Have you given it to her, yet?

John Redcorn

I've been giving it to Nancy for... quite some time.

[as some trucks appear] They're here! Gifts for our company founders! ... And here to present them, Pig Force celebrity spokesperson, Nolan Ryan!

Hank

The Ryan Express?!

[holding four digital keys] These keys are for Peggy, Bill, Dale, and- how do you say this?

Boomhauer

Talkin' about, dang ol' Boomhauer, man.

Dang ol' Boomhauer.

Hank

How did they get you to come here?

I invested in Pig Force stock. You'd be a damn fool not to.

Dale

It's gone up ten more percent!

Cha-cha-ching!

Dale

Hey, that's my thing!

And it's still going! Yeah!!!

Peggy

Oh, wow. Is it possibly that I am even better at investing than I thought?

Hank

I have to go to the bathroom.

Peggy

And honey, while you're in there, I will get Nolan Ryan to sign a football for you.

Bill

Tote bag, tote bag. Ooh! Maybe she was gonna go get vegetables at the farmer's market on the way home from work, because she's a busy professional single mom who gives her sons everything, except the one thing she can't- a male influence.

Dale

Keep it in your pants, Bill. We don't know it's a woman.

Hank

Dale's right.

Dale

We don't even know if it's human.

Hank

Dale's wrong.

Hank

So uh, how's Nancy liking her... truck?

Dale

She likes it fine. John Redcorn installed a charger at his place. Fine by me. Let his electricity bill go up. I win again! Wingo!

Hank

[his phone buzzes] Huh. Looks like Bobby and Connie are official.

Bill

Awww.

Boomhauer

Talkin' 'bout doin' dang ol' hard launch, man.

Hank

Wonder why they took so long to tell us.

NOOO! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!

DAMN YOU, BOBBY HILL!!!