King of the Hill · Season 14, Episode 10
“A Sounder Investment” · Season 14, Episode 10
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (4), Dale Gribble (2), Bobby Hill (2), Peggy Hill (2), John Redcorn (2), Boomhauer (1), Connie (1)
[carrying a tray of red corn] Hello gentlemen. Would you like to try John Redcorn's Red Corn?
[Hank and his friends sample the corn, and enjoy it]
You got yourself some mighty good corn here, John Redcorn.
Nancy would love this. Have you given it to her, yet?
I've been giving it to Nancy for... quite some time.
This concerto is dosed to be great according to the Beethoven subreddit. The composer, not the movie about the dog. That movie's subreddit gets surprisingly nasty.
Alright, so the purpose of this meeting is to discuss-
[via a laptop] Ah ah! This is an executive session. Company officers only.
And who are you?
Sorry. Connor Feliz, accounting.
Look, Connor from accounting, I don't know how to kick someone's ass over Zoom, but I'll figure it out if you try to put me out of my own kitchen.
[as some trucks appear] They're here! Gifts for our company founders! ... And here to present them, Pig Force celebrity spokesperson, Nolan Ryan!
The Ryan Express?!
[holding four digital keys] These keys are for Peggy, Bill, Dale, and- how do you say this?
Talkin' about, dang ol' Boomhauer, man.
Dang ol' Boomhauer.
How did they get you to come here?
I invested in Pig Force stock. You'd be a damn fool not to.
It's gone up ten more percent!
Cha-cha-ching!
Hey, that's my thing!
And it's still going! Yeah!!!
[people begin chanting as they watch the stock go up]
Oh, wow. Is it possibly that I am even better at investing than I thought?
I have to go to the bathroom.
And honey, while you're in there, I will get Nolan Ryan to sign a football for you.
Connie, I think I know why our dates have been terrible. We've been trying to have something we had when we were kids, and maybe we don't have it now, and-
[heavily sedated on painkillers; begins to cry] Nooooo!
What's wrong?
Wait, are you breaking up with me while I'm in the hospital, DYING???
No! No no, that's not what I meant. I was saying the adult versions of ourselves might not have the same connection. What if you only like the husky 12-year-old version of me that played wooden spoons on his belly?
[laughing] I loved that Bobby! But I really love this- you- Bobby now. I don't even know what I wanna do, but you, you're the bravest person I know, because you knew exactly what you wanted to do, and you are doing it!
So, do you like the me Bobby now as a- [Connie kisses Bobby] That was amazing.
Get that cute butt in my bed! I wanna do weird stuff with you. Weird stuff to you. Ah, I feel so good. NURSE! ANOTHER ROUND OF THIS!
How about we just talk?
Is that pudding?
You know it!
... and now that my land is wild hog free, John Redcorn's Texas-Grown Red Corn will have a projected operating profit margin of 38%. So, Hills, what do you say?
What does the Hill Family Inc. CFO say? After all, she's the reason we still have dividends left to invest.
She says, it is tint for Hill Family Inc. got into bed with John Redcorn.
Uhhh- John Redcorn's Red Corn. The corn. She means the business, not you. I just want to be very clear.
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