[as some trucks appear] They're here! Gifts for our company founders! ... And here to present them, Pig Force celebrity spokesperson, Nolan Ryan!
The Ryan Express?!
[holding four digital keys] These keys are for Peggy, Bill, Dale, and- how do you say this?
Talkin' about, dang ol' Boomhauer, man.
Dang ol' Boomhauer.
How did they get you to come here?
I invested in Pig Force stock. You'd be a damn fool not to.
It's gone up ten more percent!
Cha-cha-ching!
Hey, that's my thing!
And it's still going! Yeah!!!
[people begin chanting as they watch the stock go up]
Oh, wow. Is it possibly that I am even better at investing than I thought?
I have to go to the bathroom.
And honey, while you're in there, I will get Nolan Ryan to sign a football for you.
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