King of the Hill · Season 15, Episode 1
“Failure to Hard Launch” · Season 15, Episode 1
In this episode: Bobby Hill (4), Emilio (3), Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Dale Gribble (2), Bill Dauterive (2), Chane (2), Kahn Souphanousinphone (1), Boomhauer (1)
I was thinking, maybe after this, if you've got things covered, I could make a... special delivery.
Get outta here. Go see your girl.
Are you sure? Because I could stay.
You shouldn't work so much. When I was your age, I was sneaking outta my job all the time to see my girlfriend. And then I was sneaking outta her house to see my other girlfriend. And then they both found out, so I was sneaking everywhere.
[as Hank and his friends try to figure out who owns an electric truck parked on their street]
Tote bag, tote bag. Ooh! Maybe she was gonna go get vegetables at the farmer's market on the way home from work, because she's a busy professional single mom who gives her sons everything, except the one thing she can't- a male influence.
Keep it in your pants, Bill. We don't know it's a woman.
Dale's right.
We don't even know if it's human.
Dale's wrong.
[after Chane fires Emilio for lying to him about dating Connie]
I'm so sorry. You're the Goose to my Maverick and I was saying that before they rebooted the franchise.
Still haven't seen it, but now I guess I have time.
I'll get Chane to hire you back. Please don't take another job.
Okay, but I can't go that long without working. Last time, I got really into ceramics and day drinking.
Sir, your son fired our best employee.
Yeah? Well I should have fired you! ... Dad, fire Bobby!
If you're gonna fire anybody, fire Chane. All he does is bring his frat bros in for free sake bombs.
All you do is sneak out to deliver snacks to my sloppy seconds!
Oh, we're going there?
I'm already there!
Well I'm gonna go there too!
Come on! Let's do this!
Enough! Enough! I'm not a marriage counselor! Chane, you begged me to buy into this restaurant, and I thought, "Well, at least he doesn't wanna be a professional snowboarder anymore." But the best way to learn any business is from the ground up. I started in the mail room.
Whoa, dad... you were poor?
I thought it was helping you, but it's turned you into... this!
Rude.
But true.
You can't let this business fail, that's why you're going to take Emilio's place in the kitchen.
Me?
Him?! [to Chane] You sure you don't wanna be a professional snowboarder? It is not too late.
[as Emilio comes to rescue Bobby and Chane from the locked basement of the restaurant]
Emilio! My sweet, sweet man! Thank you for coming so fast.
We need you back, man. You can start right after you let us out.
Really?
Yeah. Working here sucks. You can have it.
I don't know. I'd love to come back, but I'm fielding a lot of offers from Michelin Star places.
We'll give you a raise.
How big?
Twenty percent?
Ten percent?
Twenty-five. I'm also gonna need a title bump to Executive Sous Chef, and on Thursday nights, my Steely Dan cover band gets to play here.
I hate Steely Dan! I don't even know what genre it is.
That's the first thing we've agreed on all night. Is it jazz? What is it?
So uh, how's Nancy liking her... truck?
She likes it fine. John Redcorn installed a charger at his place. Fine by me. Let his electricity bill go up. I win again! Wingo!
[his phone buzzes] Huh. Looks like Bobby and Connie are official.
Awww.
Talkin' 'bout doin' dang ol' hard launch, man.
Wonder why they took so long to tell us.
[offscreen]
NOOO! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!
DAMN YOU, BOBBY HILL!!!
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