Sir Watkyn Bassett quotes from Jeeves and Wooster

I don't care how spiritual Harold Pinker is, Madeline. I'm Stephie's guardian.

Madeline Bassett

You know he played cricket for Oxford?

I don't care if he played tiddlywinks for the Sorbonne.

She'll make something of you, perhaps. I'm sure there are many good qualities underneath that, uh...rough exterior.

Bertie Wooster

Uh, well, no, actually.

Bertie Wooster

Ah! What ho, Sir Watkyn?

Kindly do not address me in that familiar way, Wooster. I happen to know that, once again, you yield to the awful temptation to steal a policeman's helmet!

Bertie Wooster

Oh, rot!

What are you doing here?

Bertie Wooster

Er ... dinner!

Dinner? This isn't the dining room.

Bertie Wooster

Isn't it? Oh. Thought I could smell tapioca.

The dining room's over there. You can't miss it. There are people having dinner in it.

Even the black shorts that my followers wear are symbolic.

Symbolic?

Certainly! They signify the brevity of our patience with present-day political apathy. And black is symbolic of the fact that so riddled with inefficiencies is our present-day industrial structure, that my suppliers ... ran out of all the other colours.

What parcel was this, Wooster?

Bertie Wooster

Nothing special... usual sort of brown-paper affair, bit of string, suspicion of sealing wax, that's all.

Perhaps you have hidden depths, Wooster, is that it?

Bertie Wooster

I don't think so. No one's ever mentioned it, anyway.

Bertie Wooster

Oh by gee by gosh by gum by Jove!

Oh by Jove, oh by Jove, oh by Jove!

Bertie Wooster

Oh By Jingo, won't you hear our love?

Madeline Bassett

Will you kindly raise your voice?

Louder!

We will build for you a hut!

Yes!

You will be our favourite nut!

Correct!

Bertie Wooster

We'll have a lot of little oh-by-Joveses!

Jeeves

Dress them up in clogs and clotheses.

Bertie Wooster

Oh By Jingo said by gosh by gee!

G, A, B, C, D, E, stop!

Madeline Bassett

Oh by jiminy, please don't bother me!

Bother her, bother her!

Bertie Wooster

So they all went away, saying

Oh by gee by gosh by gum by Oh By Jingo, by gee, you're the only one for me!

Jeeves

Bring me lobster on a clean plate!