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Jeeves and Wooster · Season 2, Episode 2

“A Plan for Gussie” quotes from Jeeves and Wooster

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“A Plan for Gussie” · Season 2, Episode 2

In this episode: Bertie Wooster (5), Roderick Spode (4), Jeeves (3), Sir Watkyn Bassett (2), Stiffy Byng (2)

[speaking to to a small crowd] At birth, every citizen, as a right, will be issued with a British bicycle and an honest, British-made umbrella. Thus assured of a mobile workforce adequately protected against the elements, this great country can go forward once more to glory!

CCrowd

Hurray!

BBarmy

[to Jeeves] I say. That's a jolly good idea, Jeeves.

Citizens of Totleigh-in-the-Wold, I say to you that nothing stands between us and our victory, except defeat! Tomorrow is a new day! The future lies ahead!

BBarmy

D'you know, I never thought of that.

Ah, Jeeves. Glad to see you here. You're just the sort of person we need in the movement — the working masses. [Jeeves stiffens]

[coldly] I hesitate to contradict you, Mr. Spode, but the "working masses" and I have barely a nodding acquaintanceship. Good afternoon.

[banging at Gussie's door] Come out, you putrid little earthworm! [...] I'm going to tear your head from off your shoulders!

Are these the actions of rational human beings, Jeeves?

It's difficult to say, sir.

I mean, is it for this that we dragged ourselves from the primeval ooze, to stir up the emotions of civil, honest citizens to the point of frenzy and then go around playing tennis and giggling?

It's an interesting question, sir.

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