Pauline Stoker quotes from Jeeves and Wooster

And this is my friend Bertie Wooster.

[frowning] Wooster!

[smiling] Well, well, well! Old Colonel Wooster in person. [walks over to Bertie]

Bertie Wooster

Oh, well, you know....

Well, sir, this has certainly made my day, you little blob of sunshine. [tweaks Bertie's cheek, then takes him by the arm] Isn't he looking lovely, Father?

Come away from that man, Pauline. That man is bad news!

Bertie Wooster

[referring to Marmaduke "Chuffy" Chuffnell] Well, no one would say that "Marmaduke" was a beautiful name, wantonly and without good reason.

[sighs] All right. Less of the Sherlock stuff. I'm not trying to hide anything.

Bertie Wooster

Uh-huh. And you love this, um — [chuckles] excuse me — this Marmaduke?

I'm dippy about him, Bertie. Don't you just worship the way his hair sort of fluffs up at the back?

Bertie Wooster

My dear girl, I have better things to do than go about staring at the back of Chuffy's head. The front's bad enough.

What had you done to those people, Bertie?

Bertie Wooster

I was once engaged to their daughter.

Ah.

It's Bertie Wooster! Well, well, well!

Bertie Wooster

Well, well, well, yourself, old fruit.