I know Stiffy. I'd run a mile in tight shoes for her. But she lacks that, that balanced judgment that one likes to see in girls.
“Trouble at Totleigh Towers” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Bertie Wooster (5), Jeeves (2), Sir Watkyn Bassett (2), Madeline Bassett (2), Roderick Spode (1), Stiffy Byng (1)
Oh, stop playing with the hat, Jeeves. I knew you wouldn't like it.
Oh, not at all, sir! Oh, good heavens, it has its name printed on the inside! How convenient!
I'm furious with Augustus.
Oh, surely not!
He was so rude about Roderick.
Never!
He said to Daddy that he was sick and tired of seeing Roderick clumping about the place as if it belonged to him, and if Daddy had an ounce more sense than a billiard ball, he would charge him rent. He was most offensive!
Well, h-h-he said it with a light laugh.
No.
Well, you might not have noticed it. Very easy to miss these light laughs.
Perhaps you have hidden depths, Wooster, is that it?
I don't think so. No one's ever mentioned it, anyway.
["Oh By Jingo"]
Oh by gee by gosh by gum by Jove!
Oh by Jove, oh by Jove, oh by Jove!
Oh By Jingo, won't you hear our love?
Will you kindly raise your voice?
RSRoderick Spode, Stiffy Byng, Rev. Stinker Pinker
Louder!
We will build for you a hut!
MPMajor Plank, Chief Toto
Yes!
You will be our favourite nut!
MPMajor Plank, Chief Toto
Correct!
We'll have a lot of little oh-by-Joveses!
Dress them up in clogs and clotheses.
Oh By Jingo said by gosh by gee!
MPMajor Plank, Chief Toto
G, A, B, C, D, E, stop!
Oh by jiminy, please don't bother me!
RSRoderick Spode, Major Plank, Chief Toto
Bother her, bother her!
So they all went away, saying
AAll
Oh by gee by gosh by gum by Oh By Jingo, by gee, you're the only one for me!
Bring me lobster on a clean plate!
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