Chuffy Chuffnell quotes from Jeeves and Wooster

And this is my friend Bertie Wooster.

[frowning] Wooster!

[smiling] Well, well, well! Old Colonel Wooster in person. [walks over to Bertie]

Bertie Wooster

Oh, well, you know....

Well, sir, this has certainly made my day, you little blob of sunshine. [tweaks Bertie's cheek, then takes him by the arm] Isn't he looking lovely, Father?

Come away from that man, Pauline. That man is bad news!

Bertie Wooster

And what about the oof situation?

The what?

Bertie Wooster

The oof, the dibs, the do-re-mi, the happy cabbage, the oil of palm.

Yes, yes, I do speak English.

She must have had a wonderful time being engaged to you. What on earth made her accept you, I wonder.

Bertie Wooster

Do you know, I once consulted a knowledgeable pal, and his theory was that the sight of me hanging around like a loony sheep awoke the maternal instinct in woman. There may be something in this.