[the Shadowkhan are bowing before Jade, who's skin color is slightly a pale blue]
See Jackie? Total control. They do what I tell them, and I only tell them to do good. So can I keep 'em?
Because you're turning blue!
Blue's my favorite color. Besides, we gave Tohru a chance!
Tohru is human! Now, I want you to make them go away, until Uncle can find a-
Huh-cha! I have found a potion that will make Jade's tattoo vanish!
But I like my tattoo! You can't do this to me!
It's for your own safety, Jade.
Now sit still, while I apply the potion. [leans to apply the potion, only to have the tattoo violently react]
Do not touch me! I am, and shall remain, Queen of the Shadowkhan!
[as the Pan'ku Box reveals the next portal, out in Space] To find this portal, we must travel north. Very north.
Okay, check the warranty on the box! We're like halfway to the moon!
Where did you think Tso Lan, the Moon Demon, would be found?
Valmont and his cronies have been spotted in Florida, near Cape Canaveral.
[suddenly appears] Hey! Going on a mission, Jackie?
Uh, no! It's not a mission, it's uh, a conference on Feng Shui!
Umm, I would Jackie, but you know I have that new science project to cook up.
Tso Lan, so good to see you.
Skip the pleasantries, Shendu. I am interested only in seizing control of the Moon's gravity, so that I may pull the ball from its orbit.
But- But that'll wreck all of Earth's ecosystems!
I watch the Science Network! [Ratso blows a raspberry at Jade]
The child is correct. And only then will Earth's landscape be to my liking.
Whoa! He wants to kabosh the planet!
And you made us let him out?!
Just be glad you are up here.
Jackie! [Jackie jumps in surprise, dropping the armor he's carrying] You are too loud!
Uncle, you are the one who's yelling!
[gasp] You dishonor the only known existing relic of the Eight Immortals!
Ye-eh-You caused me to drop it!
[gasp] You dishonor your Uncle!
[very sleepy] Hey Jackie...
Jade, what are you doing up?
"Old Yeller" is keeping us all up. He hasn't slept in days!
[sleeping standing up and holding tea] Er, what? [falls asleep again, pouring tea on the floor]
Uncle, why won't you sleep?
Because, I have demons on the brain! I lay down, and all I hear is "Chi spell! Chi spell! Chi spell!"
Have you tried counting sheep?
Well...thank you for watching Jade. [proceeds to leave]
Where are you going?! We must study the Immortal's Armor and discover what magic it holds!
Now? It is 3 AM Uncle. You should really try to sleep. [cell phone rings]
How can I sleep with all this noise?!
Jackie, we've spotted the Dark Hand.
Care to know where you're going?
I don't care. Anywhere but here.
....[hangs up phone] Uncle, I'm off to Spain! I will call you for the Chi spell, once I find out what Demon we're dealing with. [begins to leave fast]
Take the armor, it could be of some use!
But you have to discover what magic it holds!
How can I do that if you take it with you?!
[in the streets of Spain]
I'm telling you Pamplona's famous for something.
Ohh! The thing they hit with the stick until candy comes out?
That would be a piñata, Ratso. This is Spain, not Mexico.
