Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 7
[as the Pan'ku Box reveals the next portal, out in Space] To find this portal, we must travel north. Very north.
Brrr...chilly.
Very, very north.
Okay, check the warranty on the box! We're like halfway to the moon!
Where did you think Tso Lan, the Moon Demon, would be found?
Valmont and his cronies have been spotted in Florida, near Cape Canaveral.
I'm on my way.
[suddenly appears] Hey! Going on a mission, Jackie?
Uh, no! It's not a mission, it's uh, a conference on Feng Shui!
In Minnesota!
Want to come?
Umm, I would Jackie, but you know I have that new science project to cook up.
Uhh, don't we need like, astronaut training?
Climb aboard!
[surprises Jackie] Hi Jackie!
Jade!
[her space suit is draping over her] Check out the monkey-suit. Literally.
But, how did you-
[holds up the Rabbit Talisman] Speed Talisman. Fastest way to get to...Minnesota?
[taking over the Space Station Headquarters] This is a Level Seven override. My engineers will take it from here.
...okay.
Chan?!
Everybody's an astronaut.
The eagle has landed!
Tso Lan, so good to see you.
Skip the pleasantries, Shendu. I am interested only in seizing control of the Moon's gravity, so that I may pull the ball from its orbit.
But- But that'll wreck all of Earth's ecosystems!
How do you know?
I watch the Science Network! [Ratso blows a raspberry at Jade]
The child is correct. And only then will Earth's landscape be to my liking.
Whoa! He wants to kabosh the planet!
And you made us let him out?!
Just be glad you are up here.
[after Jackie knocks the Dark Hand into the trash pod]
Shendu...I despise you.
I heard that!
Behold, my mastery of gravity.
[after banishing Tso Lan] So long, Tso Lan.
[jumping along the Moon's surface] My science project is gonna rock! [does the moon dance]
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