Jackie! [Jackie jumps in surprise, dropping the armor he's carrying] You are too loud!
Uncle, you are the one who's yelling!
[gasp] You dishonor the only known existing relic of the Eight Immortals!
Ye-eh-You caused me to drop it!
[gasp] You dishonor your Uncle!
[very sleepy] Hey Jackie...
Jade, what are you doing up?
"Old Yeller" is keeping us all up. He hasn't slept in days!
Tohru! Where is my tea?!
[sleeping standing up and holding tea] Er, what? [falls asleep again, pouring tea on the floor]
Aiya!
Uncle, why won't you sleep?
Because, I have demons on the brain! I lay down, and all I hear is "Chi spell! Chi spell! Chi spell!"
Have you tried counting sheep?
Demons always eat them.
Well...thank you for watching Jade. [proceeds to leave]
Where are you going?! We must study the Immortal's Armor and discover what magic it holds!
Now? It is 3 AM Uncle. You should really try to sleep. [cell phone rings]
How can I sleep with all this noise?!
[answers phone] Yes?
Jackie, we've spotted the Dark Hand.
I'm on my way!
Care to know where you're going?
I don't care. Anywhere but here.
Okay...
....[hangs up phone] Uncle, I'm off to Spain! I will call you for the Chi spell, once I find out what Demon we're dealing with. [begins to leave fast]
Take the armor, it could be of some use!
But you have to discover what magic it holds!
How can I do that if you take it with you?!
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