Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 6
No way!
Drew got a tattoo?!
Hmmm...yeah. Been thinking I might get one of those.
[laughs] Oh, yeah. Sure Jade. Like you're dig-in-the-dirt-with-tiny-brushes-Uncle Jackie would ever let you get a tattoo!
[defensive] He would so let me, Drew! By tomorrow, I'm gonna have the gnarliest tattoo in the history of...gnarl!
Hey Jackie, how was your trip, have you lost weight, can I get a tattoo?
[chuckling] My trip was- A TATTOO?!
Please Jackie? All the kids at school are-
No.
But-
No!
But-
No.
But-
No tattoos for Jade. Period!
I will put up with a lot, Shendu. But I draw the line at wearing a dress!
This is a sorcerer's robe!
[laughing] Shen-dudet! [bows]
Pretty dress.
Very becoming!
[annoyed] Where is my archive?
Uh, Chan's got it.
But it wasn't our fault!
Yeah, that's right! The Shadowkhan were there too!
The Shadowkhan are my puppets. They do only what I command! Are you suggesting that this is MY fault?!
Jade?
Huh?
Why are you wearing snow boots?
Heard it might snow?
Oh, it's 72 degrees out. [begins to remove one boot]
AVALANCHE! [Jackie looks behind him, she places her now exposed foot in her backpack as he looks back at her] Heh, false alarm.
[turns her foot to reveal the tattoo she made] Jade, wash this off, right now!
Err...tried that.
What? It's a real tattoo?!
By accident!
[walks in] How can you get a tattoo by acci-[sees the symbol on her foot and gasps in horror]
[after the Shadowkhan cream him in a fight; running away] Bunny flees from vicious jackals! AAH!
[in bandages] I am telling you, it was the Shadowkhan who did this to me!
[the rest of the Dark Hand are also in bandages] Chan kicked our butts too!
Yeah, you don't hear us lying about it.
Need I remind you, the Shadowkhan do only what I command? Come, minions!
[a great spectacle happens as Shendu tries to summon the Shadowkhan, but none appear]
...minions?
It would seem you have lost your touch, Shendu.
I HAVE NOT LOST MY TOUCH!
[in a disguise] Finn to Ratso, I'm in position. [knocks on Uncle's Shop door]
Too busy, come back later!
[with an accent] But I am a vealthy art collector!
[opens door] Welcome to Uncle's Rare Finds!
[eyeing the Dark Hand, with the Shadowkhan behind her] Give 'em a spanking!
[the Shadowkhan are bowing before Jade, who's skin color is slightly a pale blue]
See Jackie? Total control. They do what I tell them, and I only tell them to do good. So can I keep 'em?
No, Jade!
Aw...why not?
Because you're turning blue!
Blue's my favorite color. Besides, we gave Tohru a chance!
Tohru is human! Now, I want you to make them go away, until Uncle can find a-
Huh-cha! I have found a potion that will make Jade's tattoo vanish!
But I like my tattoo! You can't do this to me!
It's for your own safety, Jade.
Now sit still, while I apply the potion. [leans to apply the potion, only to have the tattoo violently react]
Do not touch me! I am, and shall remain, Queen of the Shadowkhan!
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