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3rd most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 178 of its 738 quotesJackie (105), Jade Clones (96), Mama Tohru (40)
Scenes with Uncle 159
U Uncle
Shendu's former palace is located near what is now Hong Kong. His vengeance is to begin at the toll of Midnight, ushering in the Chinese New Year.
Chinese New Year? That gives us only a couple of days!
Less. Hong Kong is sixteen hours ahead of San Fransisco!
We'll take Section 13's fastest transport!
U Uncle
Finding the demon is not enough. One must have a means of... [reaching for a book he cannot reach] ...defeating it... [Tohru grabs the book and hands it to Uncle] Thank you. I will come with you!
T Toru
I will come... [grunts in pain] ...too!
I am told Section 13 serves donuts on Thursdays.
[On the Section 13 plane to Hong Kong.]
U Uncle
Go away! I am busy!
A Agent
Uh, you've been in the lavatory since take-off.
U Uncle
That is right! Laboratory ! Do you want Jackie to defeat the evil demon? Yes? Then go away! Let Uncle work!
[The agents aise their weapons]
U Uncle
No! Shendu is immortal. Magic must defeat magic.
[The agents lower their weapons]
[The agents raise their weapons.]
U Uncle
Aiya! No! Magic must defeat magic!
[The agents lower their weapons.]
[Shendu seems to be gaining the upper hand against Jackie again]
[Uncle grabs Captain Black's shoulder, knocking him out]
U Uncle
Who else wants a piece of Uncle?
[The rest of the agents stand down their weapons]
[Shendu is defeated; Captain Black comes to again]
U Uncle
See? What have we learned?
A Agents
Magic must defeat magic.
Happy New Year Jade! Happy New Year Uncle! [Uncle cuffs Jackie.] Ow!
U Uncle
You destroyed the demon! Yin and yang! Now the world is out of balance! Nobody told you to destroy the demon!
U Uncle
Now there is a void for a new, stronger evil to fill!
Unc, that was some magic!
U Uncle
[scoffs] Simple Chi spell. Many others in my book.
So the big bad dragon is back? And he's packing the Talismans?
U Uncle
Talismans are not important! Shendu is a spirit now. Not even the Talismans can change that.
So you figure he's onto something bigger, mi compadre?
U Uncle
The book Shendu stole from my library is the key to understanding his motives.
But which volume did he steal?
U Uncle
How do I know?! We must take inventory!
[holding a book] So all these books have spells? [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
U Uncle
Go away, we are closed for inventory!
U Uncle
JACKIE! A burglar!
[runs in] Uncle, he is no thief! He is- [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
U Uncle
Of course he is a thief! He is wearing a mask!
Oh no no no, El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!
Uncle, please. Slow down.
U Uncle
If I chill, Demons will be dancing upon all our graves! I must research the proper Chi Spells to seal the seven portals! All required ingredients must be on hand and ready!
Uncle, at least let me help! [Uncle grabs him by the ear]
U Uncle
What do you know about magic?! I was apprentice to Chi Master Fong for fifteen years! [sighs] Perhaps it is time for me to train an apprentice of my own. Someone of sound Judgement, whom I can trust with my Chi knowledge.
Me, me, me! I'll put some focus in your hocus!
[waking up] U-Uncle? [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
U Uncle
You cast a lousy spell!
U Uncle
My one of a kind vase is no longer one of a kind!
[shows him the vase that was duplicated; before it immediately splits into yet another vase]
U Uncle
[gasp] One more thing!
U Uncle
The symbol of the immortal who originally imprisoned Po Kong!
[gulps] I...thought you had it.
U Uncle
Aiya! What kind of apprentice are you?!
U Uncle
I think there is a bigger problem to solve.
[they look at the Jade army of clones who chuckle nervously]
U Uncle
[sighs] I must do research...
Uh, no need, sensei. I believe no finishing charm was applied to the original duplication spell. That is why it continues to repeat.
Uh, I did some reading during the long flight.
U Uncle
Tohru will be a good apprentice.
Did you bring the finishing charm?
[nods] But it will only work on the original Jade.
[all the Jade clones begin to beckon to themselves]
[groans] Okay! Whoever cast the spell in the first place is grounded with no TV for a year!
[gasp] She did it! [all point to one Jade]
[on phone as Chance] Uncle? It is me ...your nephew ...
U Uncle
What? It does not sound like you! [pause] What do you mean you are in prison?! You are a BAD influence on Jade! Good thing it is not really you. [hangs up]
U Uncle
Nah, crazy talk about demons and prisons. [Jade and Uncle suddenly realize] Aiya!
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