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3rd most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 178 of its 738 quotesJackie (105), Jade Clones (96), Mama Tohru (40)
Scenes with Uncle 159
U Uncle
I have translated the inscription on the back of the talisman! A very perplexing riddle...
'If activated, the noble Horse expels all alien forces within'.
I bet those 'alien forces' fly out and latch out onto human brains and turn people into mind-control zombies to conquer the world!
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
Uh, alien forces signal the Mother Ship to launch an invasion?
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
This... isn't the Martian talisman?
U Uncle
There is no such thing as Martians! The talismans are magic !
[He hands Jackie a round object which he swallows, only to retch in disgust]
U Uncle
No. Fermented beetle larva. Is good protein.
U Uncle
Nothing. Don't look in the mirror.
U Uncle
I told you not to look in the mirror!
I'm a lizard! I will become a stone lizard!
My cold is gone! Like magic!
U Uncle
'The noble horse expels all alien forces within'...
The riddle! It doesn't mean aliens within the talisman , it means aliens within the sick person holding the talisman!
U Uncle
The Horse is the healing talisman!
Think it only works on colds?
Ah! Uncle, you scared me!
U Uncle
And the rock and roll noise is scaring away the customers.
Tch, it's hiphop, duh! Come on, Uncle Coolio, I'll teach you some moves!
U Uncle
[sighing] My hip does not hop...
Sure it does. You just move with the Grand Master Groove!
[Uncle drops a vase, which shatters]
U Uncle
I am like that antique.
U Uncle
Old... and brittle.
U Uncle
I will do research now.
But Uncle, we have cake! We have to celebrate!
U Uncle
When I am another year younger, then I will celebrate.
Something's different about you.
Well, for one thing, you haven't said [imitates Uncle] "One more thing", since we got here.
[After Hak Foo defeats Jackie]
Black Tiger crushes Chan.
[Uncle and Jade enter the room]
U Uncle
You! Tiger Man! Remove your feet from Jackie!
[groggily] What's a Jackie?
Take your leave, or feel the burn!
U Uncle
You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
Angry crow takes flight! [jumps at Uncle]
U Uncle
Thank you for sharing, angry crow! [kicks him down]
[Uncle is unconscious after Hak Foo knocks him out]
SS Uncle's Subconscious
Uncle! Uncle!
SS Uncle's Subconscious
What happened? You got such a whooping!
U Uncle
Big mouth had a big fist!
SS Uncle's Subconscious
One more thing, there is work to do. You must acquire the Pig talisman and discover the power that it possesses.
SS Uncle's Subconscious
Ai-yah ! How can you be dead? You are wearing the immortality talisman!
SS Uncle's Subconscious
One more thing! [whacks him in the head; Uncle wakes up]
SH Uncle's Head
See? Lots of garlic is good for you! We must get the Pig talisman before the big mouth finds it!
U Uncle
Jackie, thank you for letting me re-experience my youth. [hands over the Dog talisman] But being young is too dangerous! And exhausting ! Uncle needs a nap.
You earned it Uncle! [hugs him]
I stepped on a bug! [sobbing] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho...
U Uncle
What happened to Jackie? He is such a cry-baby!
U Uncle
He is in the library, weeping all over all of my research!
No, he's in the kitchen, raiding the fridge!
[they realize]
U Uncle
The Talisman broke, Jackie's Yin, was separated from his Yang.
Whoa. Jackie-Light, and Jackie-Dark.
I am the Dark side! I murdered a bug!
[to Jackie-Dark] You're the side who ate my candy? You're evil! EVIL!
U Uncle
Did the demon have any specific markings?
Red eyes, great big claws, and razor sharp teeth isn't SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
U Uncle
Thousands of demon sorcerors have existed throughout history! I need more information! A symbol, a name, ANYTHING!
[Tohru enters the shop, bandaged after his encounter with Shendu]
[annoyed] Go away! We have no more Talismans!
The demon's name...Shendu!
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