Jade Clones quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jade. Jade! Jade!

Jade

Ah! Uncle, you scared me!

And the rock and roll noise is scaring away the customers.

Jade

Tch, it's hiphop, duh! Come on, Uncle Coolio, I'll teach you some moves!

[sighing] My hip does not hop...

Jade

Sure it does. You just move with the Grand Master Groove!

I am like that antique.

Jade

Uh... valuable?

Old... and brittle.

I will do research now.

Jade

But Uncle, we have cake! We have to celebrate!

When I am another year younger, then I will celebrate.

Jade

Jackie, has Uncle always been like all... You know, uncley?

Jackie

No, Jade. When Uncle was young, he was just like me.

Jade

Does that mean you're going to be grouchy, constipated, and smell like garlic when you're Uncle's age?

Jade

Something's different about you.

Like what?

Jade

Well, for one thing, you haven't said [imitates Uncle] "One more thing", since we got here.

Jackie

Uncle! Explain.

Jackie, thank you for letting me re-experience my youth. [hands over the Dog talisman] But being young is too dangerous! And exhausting! Uncle needs a nap.

Jade

You earned it Uncle! [hugs him]

Jade

Three against one! We can take him!

Jackie

Jade, the talisman.

Jade

Uh, right!

What happened to Jackie? He is such a cry-baby!

Jade

He's such a jerk!

He is in the library, weeping all over all of my research!

Jade

No, he's in the kitchen, raiding the fridge!

Jackie?

The Talisman broke, Jackie's Yin, was separated from his Yang.

Jade

Whoa. Jackie-Light, and Jackie-Dark.

I am the Dark side! I murdered a bug!

Jade

[to Jackie-Dark] You're the side who ate my candy? You're evil! EVIL!

Jade

[as the Dark Hand arrives outside Uncle's store] What are we gonna do?!

Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.

RUN!

Jade

Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than- [Jackie-Light grabs Jade] WHOA!

This is no place for children!

Give me that... (pie splats his face)

Jade

He was going to say pie, right?

Jackie

Happy New Year Jade! Happy New Year Uncle! [Uncle cuffs Jackie.] Ow!

You destroyed the demon! Yin and yang! Now the world is out of balance! Nobody told you to destroy the demon!

Jackie

Jade did it.

Jade

Hmmph...

Now there is a void for a new, stronger evil to fill!

Jackie

You should visit your parents.

Jade

They might want me to stay with them.

Jackie

Would that be so awful?

Jade

Tch...For you. [starts crying]

Jackie

Waahhh!!!!!

Jade

Jackie! (gasp) Ahhhhh!!!!!

Jackie

Call Captain Black. Once I reach the top, you head for the bottom.

Jade

Awww.....

Jade

Well, what do we say we save some lives?

Jade

Jackie, I have to come with you. I'm an essential part of the J-Team! The cunning one?

Jackie

Jade, this is not a movie. You know that this time it is too dangerous.