Jade. Jade! Jade!
Ah! Uncle, you scared me!
And the rock and roll noise is scaring away the customers.
Tch, it's hiphop, duh! Come on, Uncle Coolio, I'll teach you some moves!
[sighing] My hip does not hop...
Sure it does. You just move with the Grand Master Groove!
[Uncle drops a vase, which shatters]
I am like that antique.
Uh... valuable?
Old... and brittle.
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