A character in Jackie Chan Adventures
Played by Stacie Chan
Jackie Chan Adventures · 738 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 357 of its 738 quotes
Most scenes with: Jackie (233), Uncle (96), Mama Tohru (55)
Come on! A turbo-turtle?
JadeFaster than a speeding rabbit.
No way!
JadeWay!
Yeah, right. I bet that super strong Ox guy was there too!
JadeEl Toro? Nah, that was in Mexico, when I was flying the plane!
JadeAnother train wreck, Jackie?
[looking at Jade's messy room] I was going to ask the same thing. Do baboons live here?
[after Jackie is attacked by Gnomekop; reanimated by the Rat Talisman]
That toy should be taken off the market.
JadeI tried to tell you, he's not just a toy anymore. He's alive! ALIVE!
Stay back, Jade.
JadeNo, Jackie. You have a broken leg and Gnomekop is my responsibility.
[The Dark Hand enforcers have Jackie bound and strapped in his wheelchair near the water's edge.]
[Tohru pushes the wheelchair hard with his foot; it rolls forward and plunges into the water with a splash. Jackie sinks underwater still bound. Fade to black, then bubbles rise on the surface.]
Have a nice swim, Chan.
Hope you haven't eaten for an hour. [waves mockingly]
[Jade, being held by the enforcers nearby, watches in horror] [gasp]
JadeJackie!
You! [points at Ratso] Fanboy. The doll. [points at Gnomecop atop a trash can]
[investigating the trash can] sniff sniff TurboTroll is near...
[The enforcers run toward Gnomecop to catch him. Jade struggles in Tohru's hold, pulls out a TurboTroll toy, and gets Gnomecop's attention.]
notices Gnomepower! [jumps over the enforcers toward Tohru; Jade slips free as Gnomecop distracts them]
JadeHere he is~ and there he goes! [sticks TurboTroll in Tohru's pant leg; Gnomecop dives in after it in chase. Tohru spins around frantically trying to get Gnomecop out]
[Meanwhile, underwater: Jackie quickly unbinds himself from the wheelchair straps using his martial arts skills, kicks off the bottom with his good leg, and heads to the surface.]
[Jade runs and jumps in.]
JadeHang on, Jackie! [Jade cannonballs into the water without hesitation.]
[They miss each other initially underwater. Jade searches, sees only the empty wheelchair sinking.]
Jade! Jade?
[Jackie swims back down and taps her on the shoulder underwater.]
[Jade gets a big startled jump/reaction at first.]
[She instantly switches to huge relief when she sees he's safe and okay. They share a quick relieved moment underwater, before surfacing together toward the pier. Once surfaced, they share another hug/relief moment.]
It's not polite to hack into security systems that don't belong to you!
JadeI saw a '7'!
I have translated the inscription on the back of the talisman! A very perplexing riddle...
'If activated, the noble Horse expels all alien forces within'.
JadeI bet those 'alien forces' fly out and latch out onto human brains and turn people into mind-control zombies to conquer the world!
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
JadeUh, alien forces signal the Mother Ship to launch an invasion?
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
JadeThis... isn't the Martian talisman?
There is no such thing as Martians! The talismans are magic!
Swallow.
[He hands Jackie a round object which he swallows, only to retch in disgust]
JadeThat's the antidote?
No. Fermented beetle larva. Is good protein.
[checks all talismans in the bag] One is missing!
JadeNo way! I cleaned out the vault! [gasp] I forgot the horse one at Uncle's! Um, if you give me the antidote, I really for sure promise to get you the other one. Scout's honor?
Tch. Like she's a scout. [Tohru drops the antidote]
JadeNo! [vial containing the antidote shatters] Why?!
[sneezes] Because Chan makes me sick!
JadeJackie...
Don't worry, Jade. Uncle will come through.
Jade...We don't need your stinking antidote!
[after catching the talisman]
The Dark Hand... will... never... have all... twelve! [turns to stone]
JadeJackie!
A dollar says his hand will snap right off!
Deal!
My cold is gone! Like magic!
'The noble horse expels all alien forces within'...
JadeThe riddle! It doesn't mean aliens within the talisman, it means aliens within the sick person holding the talisman!
The Horse is the healing talisman!
JadeThink it only works on colds?
Hey Jade, is your Uncle Jackie gonna wow the class about... [chuckles] the secret agent business?
JadeYou bet, Drew. And the truth is gonna blow your mind.
Oh, you mean the truth about ninjas, magic talismans, that four hundred pound giant named Tofu?
JadeHis name is...[Tohru suddenly burts through the wall] ...Tohru. [Ratso and Finn follow Tohru holding a bound and gagged Jackie and Uncle] Jackie! Uncle!
Jade, hand over the talismans.
Or we chop down your family tree.
JadeYou guys are the ones going down. [kicks Finn] Hyah! Hyah! [punches Ratso, Tohru charges her and is kicked to the floor] Hyah!
I'm sorry I doubted you, Jade!
No homework for the rest of the year! [the kids cheer wildly]
Jade! Jade! Jade!
[Jade wakes up]
If you're through daydreaming, could you tell us the capital of Italy?
JadeUh...Pizza? Heh, heh.
[Jackie is narrating a boring speech about archaeology to Jade's class]
[To Jade] So much for "Secret Agent" man.
[Jade raises her hand]
Uh, question?
JadeJackie, tell us about the time you whooped a bunch of Shadowkhan on the roller coaster at Melvin World!
That's a bit off topic, Jade. [Jade groans] Now, once an artifact is unearthed-
JadeReally! He tanned their ninja hides! He's got amazing reflexes! Watch! [Takes an apple from her lunch and throws it at Jackie]
Ow!
Jade has quite an imagination, doesn't she, Mr. Chan?
Heh, heh. Yes, she does. And a good throwing arm too.
[Jade has discovered a Talisman after immediately starting to dig]
JadeOh, Jackie! [holds up the Talisman]
You've gotta be kidding me.
JadeIt's the Monkey Talisman! Must be a Sea Monkey!
[on the phone]
JadeJumping Jackal? It's me. Fearless Hyena.
Jade-
JadeShh! Wise old goat roams near!
What?
JadeAncient rabbit has very long ears!
What are you talking about?
JadeIt's Uncle's birthday, where are you?
My flight had a layover in Bavaria. [annoyed] If I never see Bavaria again...
JadeJackal, this isn't about you!
Don't worry, Jade. My plane will arrive in plenty of time [whispering] for Operation Surprise!
JadeCool! So, whatca' get him?
Uh...
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