Hey Jade, is your Uncle Jackie gonna wow the class about... [chuckles] the secret agent business?
You bet, Drew. And the truth is gonna blow your mind.
Oh, you mean the truth about ninjas, magic talismans, that four hundred pound giant named Tofu?
His name is...[Tohru suddenly burts through the wall] ...Tohru. [Ratso and Finn follow Tohru holding a bound and gagged Jackie and Uncle] Jackie! Uncle!
Jade, hand over the talismans.
Or we chop down your family tree.
You guys are the ones going down. [kicks Finn] Hyah! Hyah! [punches Ratso, Tohru charges her and is kicked to the floor] Hyah!
I'm sorry I doubted you, Jade!
No homework for the rest of the year! [the kids cheer wildly]
Jade! Jade! Jade!
[Jade wakes up]
If you're through daydreaming, could you tell us the capital of Italy?
Uh...Pizza? Heh, heh.
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