Most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 367 of its 738 quotesJade Clones (233), Uncle (105), Mama Tohru (46)
Scenes with Jackie 328
[checks all talismans in the bag] One is missing!
No way! I cleaned out the vault! [gasp] I forgot the horse one at Uncle's! Um, if you give me the antidote, I really for sure promise to get you the other one. Scout's honor?
Tch. Like she's a scout. [Tohru drops the antidote]
No! [vial containing the antidote shatters] Why?!
[sneezes] Because Chan makes me sick!
Jackie Don't worry, Jade. Uncle will come through.
...We don't need your stinking antidote!
[after catching the talisman]
Jackie The Dark Hand... will... never... have all... twelve! [turns to stone]
A dollar says his hand will snap right off!
[Jackie is narrating a boring speech about archaeology to Jade's class]
[To Jade] So much for "Secret Agent" man.
[Jade raises her hand]
Jackie Uh, question?
Jackie, tell us about the time you whooped a bunch of Shadowkhan on the roller coaster at Melvin World!
Jackie That's a bit off topic, Jade. [Jade groans] Now, once an artifact is unearthed-
Really! He tanned their ninja hides! He's got amazing reflexes! Watch! [Takes an apple from her lunch and throws it at Jackie]
Jackie Ow!
Jade has quite an imagination, doesn't she, Mr. Chan?
Jackie Heh, heh. Yes, she does. And a good throwing arm too.
[Jade has discovered a Talisman after immediately starting to dig]
Oh, Jackie! [holds up the Talisman]
Jackie You've gotta be kidding me.
It's the Monkey Talisman! Must be a Sea Monkey!
SH Uncle's Head
Jackie! Jackie! [Jackie wakes up] Jackie, you are shipwrecked.
Jackie [dazed] Yes, Uncle. Shipwrecked.
SH Uncle's Head
One more thing. Jade has the Monkey Talisman.
Jackie Jade's a good girl.
SH Uncle's Head
One more thing. Bad men are chasing her. She needs your help. Now! [whacks him in the head]
Jackie -sman? What talisman?
[Tohru holds up the talisman-tracking statue]
The ones the dragons indicate!
Jackie Ohh, this talisman! You know, Tohru, you really should consider coming over the good side! Section 13 has a marvelous dental plan, and every Thursday is Donut Day!
[on the phone]
Jumping Jackal? It's me. Fearless Hyena.
Jackie Jade-
Shh ! Wise old goat roams near!
Jackie What ?
Ancient rabbit has very long ears!
Jackie What are you talking about?
It's Uncle's birthday, where are you?
Jackie My flight had a layover in Bavaria. [annoyed] If I never see Bavaria again...
Jackal, this isn't about you!
Jackie Don't worry, Jade. My plane will arrive in plenty of time [whispering] for Operation Surprise!
Cool! So, whatca' get him?
Jackie Uh...
Jackie, has Uncle always been like all... You know, uncley?
Jackie No, Jade. When Uncle was young, he was just like me.
Does that mean you're going to be grouchy, constipated, and smell like garlic when you're Uncle's age?
Seeking a talisman? [holds up a chocolate] Only counterfeits here.
Jackie Do I know you?
I am Hak Foo, the last human you will ever lay eyes upon.
[After Hak Foo defeats Jackie]
Black Tiger crushes Chan.
[Uncle and Jade enter the room]
You! Tiger Man! Remove your feet from Jackie!
Jackie [groggily] What's a Jackie?
Take your leave, or feel the burn!
You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
[Uncle is unconscious after Hak Foo knocks him out]
SS Uncle's Subconscious
Uncle! Uncle!
SS Uncle's Subconscious
What happened? You got such a whooping!
Big mouth had a big fist!
SS Uncle's Subconscious
One more thing, there is work to do. You must acquire the Pig talisman and discover the power that it possesses.
SS Uncle's Subconscious
Ai-yah ! How can you be dead? You are wearing the immortality talisman!
SS Uncle's Subconscious
One more thing! [whacks him in the head; Uncle wakes up]
Jackie Uncle! You're okay!
SH Uncle's Head
See? Lots of garlic is good for you! We must get the Pig talisman before the big mouth finds it!
Jackie Uncle! Explain.
Jackie, thank you for letting me re-experience my youth. [hands over the Dog talisman] But being young is too dangerous! And exhausting ! Uncle needs a nap.
You earned it Uncle! [hugs him]
Three against one! We can take him!
Jackie Jade, the talisman.
Jackie Who...what are you?
I am the keeper of the Talismans. I am the Apocalypse of which Legend speaks! And I am, for once and for all, your executioner!
Did the demon have any specific markings?
Red eyes, great big claws, and razor sharp teeth isn't SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Thousands of demon sorcerors have existed throughout history! I need more information! A symbol, a name, ANYTHING!
[Tohru enters the shop, bandaged after his encounter with Shendu]
Jackie [annoyed] Go away! We have no more Talismans!
The demon's name...Shendu!
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